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The Babylon Bee / March 4, 2025

Academy Announces New Oscar Award ‘Most Likely to Be on Epstein List’

“There are just so many great contenders, people with incredible resumes of degeneracy and deviancy.”

The Babylon Bee / February 28, 2025

Gavin Newsom Launches True Crime Podcast About How He Killed California

“This is bound to be the most horrifying story you’ve ever heard.”

The Babylon Bee / February 27, 2025

The Federal Employee Unions’ List of 10 Demands to the Trump Administration

“Paid leave for the emotional trauma of being asked to work.”

The Babylon Bee / February 26, 2025

A List of Some of the Things Government Employees Said They Accomplished Last Week

“Hid in the janitor’s closet from the DOGE guys.”

The Babylon Bee / February 25, 2025

Stephen Miller Uses Sock Puppets to Explain Constitution to White House Press Corps

“I’m glad for the opportunity for a brief civics lesson with you and to help you all understand at your level.”

The Babylon Bee / February 24, 2025

Trump Claimed, Without Evidence, That 2+2 Makes 4. Not So Fast, Experts Say.

“You can’t just go around claiming to have the answer to complex math equations without demonstrating how you came to that conclusion.”

The Babylon Bee / February 21, 2025

10 Things Kash Patel’s FBI Will Be Investigating First

It’s about time we started getting answers to all of these mysteries.

The Babylon Bee / February 20, 2025

10 Suspicious Names Still on Social Security Rolls

Elvis Presley, George Washington, Leeroy Jenkins, Obi-Wan Kenobi…

The Babylon Bee / February 19, 2025

RFK Jr.’s New and Improved Food Pyramid

We’ll all be killing bears and doing shirtless push-ups in no time.

The Babylon Bee / February 18, 2025

Canadian Hockey Fans Boo Their Future National Anthem

The loser nation then got absolutely smoked by their imminent conquerors.

The Babylon Bee / February 17, 2025

Vance Speech Denouncing E.U. Censorship Censored by E.U.

The European Union warned Vance they would throw him in Auschwitz if he continued calling them “fascist.”

The Babylon Bee / February 14, 2025

Congress Announces New Oversight Committee to Oversee Government Oversight Committee

“We will get to the bottom of whether or not the oversight committee is overseeing anything.”

The Babylon Bee / February 13, 2025

Democrats Furious Republicans Trying to Control Government Just Because They Won Election

“Winning the election gives Republicans no right to run this country,” shouted Senator Elizabeth Warren at a protest.

The Babylon Bee / February 12, 2025

10 Essential Things USAID Provides to Poor Kids in Foreign Countries

Contraceptives, subscriptions to Politico, rocket-propelled grenades, gay stuff…

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