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The Babylon Bee / October 29, 2024

Progress: Trump Holds Most Ethnically Diverse, Pro-Israel Nazi Rally in History

“Embracing Jewish people in particular is a bold new frontier for Nazi meetings.”

The Babylon Bee / October 28, 2024

Trump Accused of Inappropriately Touching the Hearts of Millions of Americans

“I don’t know how anyone could vote for someone after such scurrilous accusations.”

The Babylon Bee / October 25, 2024

9 Ways Trump Is Exactly Like Hitler

What you may not know is just how similar the two fascist dictators really are.

The Babylon Bee / October 21, 2024

Trump Promises to Bring Back the Good Happy Meal Toys

According to sources, Trump was appalled at the sad level of Happy Meal toys currently being offered.

Nate Jackson / October 18, 2024

Trump Puts on a Show, Harris No-Shows

Another study in contrasts between the two presidential candidates at the Al Smith Dinner.

The Babylon Bee / October 18, 2024

Harris Complains She Was Not Informed the Interview Would Include Questions

“Joe never had to do anything like this! I shouldn’t either!” Kamala shouted at Gayle Quare, a purple-haired intern. “Where’s my shot glass??”

The Babylon Bee / October 17, 2024

Democrats Wondering if It’s Too Late to Go Back to Joe Biden

“I mean comparatively, Biden was like Winston Churchill compared to this word salad of vindictive psychopathy.”

The Babylon Bee / October 16, 2024

‘Oops, We Meant to Say UP,’ Explains FBI After Months of Saying Crime Is Down

Congressional Democrats appeared flustered, even ill, as Wray spoke while many Republicans rolled their eyes in annoyance.

The Babylon Bee / October 15, 2024

Kamala Harris Announces All-New Original Book: ‘The Art Of The Deal’

“I am happy to publish my new book of entirely new and original material,” Harris said in a press release that accompanied the announcement of the book.

The Babylon Bee / October 14, 2024

9 Things Trump Could Do To Guarantee Victory In November

As Election Day gets ever closer, the entire country is sitting on the edge of its collective seat.

The Babylon Bee / October 11, 2024

10 Differences Between Kamala Harris and Joe Biden

You’re welcome, Kamala! Next time an interviewer asks what’s different, you’ll be ready.

The Babylon Bee / October 10, 2024

CBS Reveals They Interviewed Kamala for 721 Hours in Order to Compile ‘60 Minutes’ of Usable Footage

“People criticizing it just don’t realize all the blood, sweat, and tears that were shed to make this episode possible.”

The Babylon Bee / October 9, 2024

10 Clever Ways to Smuggle Humanitarian Supplies Past FEMA

All you have to do is use some good old-fashioned American ingenuity.

The Babylon Bee / October 8, 2024

Democrats Cruelly Make Fun of Autistic African-American Jumping for Joy

“It’s very sad, very sad, but unfortunately in character for Democrats.”

The Babylon Bee / October 7, 2024

Thousands of Migrant Farmworkers Head North in Preparation for the Democrat Ballot Harvest

“It’s going to be a bumper crop. So many ballots to harvest, and so few harvesters.”

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