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Satire / The Babylon Bee / January 24, 2024

Supreme Court Rules It’s Illegal for National Guard to Guard Nation

Texas is being ordered to open its border completely and let millions of people flood the state and the rest of the country.

Satire / The Babylon Bee / January 15, 2024

Secret Service Assures Public None of the Protesters Outside White House Were Wearing MAGA Hats

“We can all sleep sound knowing that the crowd chanting for the mass murder of innocents contained absolutely zero Republicans.”

Satire / The Babylon Bee / January 10, 2024

Biden Invites Naked Bass Pro Shop Guy to Next White House Pride Event

“Come celebrate with us where you belong,” President Biden said in his invitation.

Satire / The Babylon Bee / January 8, 2024

Mayor Adams Seen Quietly Scratching Inscription Off Statue of Liberty’s Plaque

Adams has expressly denied vandalizing the iconic bronze plaque, suggesting that Texas is somehow to blame.

Satire / The Babylon Bee / January 1, 2024

The Biden Administration’s Top 10 Accomplishments Of 2023

What can’t Biden do?? We can’t wait to see what Joe has up his sleeve in 2024!

Satire / The Babylon Bee / December 29, 2023

Colorado Bans Trump From Running Over Concerns Usual Election Rigging System Could Fail

Trump responded by vowing to build a wall around Denver.

Satire / The Babylon Bee / December 22, 2023

Colorado Supreme Court Demands Jack Phillips Bake Cake to Celebrate Trump Ruling

The court will give Phillips one week to comply or be faced with a mob of Antifa activists throwing bricks outside his shop.

Satire / The Babylon Bee / December 20, 2023

Colorado Saves Democracy by Not Allowing People to Vote for Preferred Candidate

“Trump is a terrifying orange man and if he’s elected he will likely grow to over 50 feet and rampage through the country.”

Satire / The Babylon Bee / November 29, 2023

Hamas Awarded Nobel Peace Prize for Releasing a Few of the Children They Kidnapped

“We live in dark times, but the brave mujahideen of Hamas have restored our faith in humanity.”

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