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Democrats Estimate They Are Only One More Arson Away From Being Popular Again
"Just a few more torched Teslas and everyone will love us again," said AOC.
8 More Rulings Being Handed Down by Federal Judges
"Trump is not allowed to move his head during the next assassination attempt."
Zelensky Tries Bold New Strategy of Insulting the People He's Begging for Money From
"What a bold plan, telling the people you're depending on for survival that they are foolish and weak."
10 Biblical Disasters That Were Probably Caused by DEI
The wonton destruction of forced diversity goes back millennia.
10 Tips for Illegals to Avoid ICE
Resist the urge to lead an armed gang to forcibly take over an apartment complex.
10 Ways Deporting Illegal Immigrants Will Devastate the U.S.
The threat of Selena Gomez making more crying TikTok videos will increase exponentially.
Liberals Briefly Pause Chanting 'Death to Israel' to Call Elon Musk a Nazi
"Elon Musk is a total Nazi!" Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib shouted to the media.
10 Things That Caused the California Wildfires
Lack of diversity, capitalism, plastic straws, racism...
Newsom Assures Wildfire Victims He Is Diverting Millions of Dollars to Emergency DEI Initiatives
"The important thing is that we remain focused on the primary goal — ensuring our government agencies and services are fully diverse and inclusive."
Guy Who Said Facebook Was Not Suppressing Free Speech Announces Facebook Will Stop Suppressing Free Speech
"This is a major shift toward no longer doing the things I said we weren't doing."
'Elon Is Controlling Trump!' Complain People Controlling Biden
"Something has to be done to stop this," said Alex Soros. "But only for presidents we don't like."
Ray Epps Announces Resignation From FBI
"Without Epps, America would be a downright peaceful place. We owe him a debt of gratitude."
America Unburdens Itself From What Has Been
"Kamala was a huge burden, but now it's time for us to be unburdened, more unburdened than ever before."
In Disgusting Call for Violence, Trump Says Politicians Should Stop Sending Kids Off to War
"Trump's call for world peace was tantamount to calling for executions by firing squad."
Kamala Announces Construction of 'Murderers Only' Express Lane at Southern Border
"There are getting to be so many murderers, it's just clogging up the system."
'Trump Will Start World War III,' Says Party Autographing Bombs to Be Launched at Russia
"Donald Trump is going to wipe out our very existence with his endless wars," said Governor Josh Shapiro as he signed a cluster bomb.
Kamala Safe and in Stable Condition After Attempted Interview
The Secret Service has advised the Harris campaign that it would be best to avoid all public appearances from now through election day.
Media Assures Americans the Real Threat Is the Side That Keeps Getting Shot At
"Every time you see another attempt to kill a Republican, remember that Democrats are the party of peace and tolerance."
Sad: Black People Turned Away in Droves as Democrats Require Photo ID to Enter Convention
"Acquiring an official government-issued photo ID isn't something people like me can do."
Kamala Harris Unveils New Economic Platform 'We Must Seize the Means of Production and Execute the Bourgeoisie'
"Long live the Proletariat! Equal outcomes for equal work!"