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Mark Alexander / October 5, 2022

It’s Official — Biden Is (NOT) Running in 2024

Biden knows he is not running again, and so does everybody else around him. But…

So, Joe Biden dropped by “The Right Reverend” Al Sharpton’s National Action Network confab last weekend, and according to the high priest of black supremacy, Biden confided, “I’m going to do it again.”

It was not clear if that meant Biden was going to eat more ice cream, blame inflation on Vladimir Putin or invoke some other lies, but according to Sharpton, the Don of Demo hate and division, Biden was officially announcing he is going to run in 2024!

Despite the fact Biden demonstrates daily that he is on a steep dementia slope, as long as he keeps sporting those cool Ray-Ban Aviator sunglasses, he can keep dodging that 25th Amendment chatter, and nobody will notice that in 2024 he will be 82.

When asked for confirmation, Biden’s spokes-parrot Karine Jean-Pierre confirmed: “The president has said this himself: He intends to run in 2024. I will just reiterate what the president has said many times … is that the president intends to.”

Apparently, his Leftmedia publicists are trying to get some clarification after his non compos mentis ramblings in a CBS “60 Minutes” interview last month when, responding to a question about 2024, Biden said: “It’s much too early to make that kind of decision. … My intention, as I said to begin with, is that I would run again. But it’s just an intention. But is it a firm decision that I run again? That remains to be seen.”

Seems perfectly clear to me!

Biden, who we now know is the first Puerto Rican president after disclosing, “I was sort of raised in the Puerto Rican community at home, politically,” is desperately trying to firm up both his black and brown constituent support. Not sure what the problem is; I mean, he has been a great president. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said so: “He has been a great president. He has accomplished — we’ve been working together to accomplish so much, and that is beginning to have some appreciation in the public in terms of his leadership.”

Insiders tell me that Sharpton cut a deal with Biden to deliver 95% of black voters in 2024 if Biden will replace Jean-Pierre after the midterm election with Sharpton’s equally qualified disciple, Tawana Brawley, in order to help Brawley repay court-ordered fines stemming from the racist rape hoax Sharpton perpetuated 35 years ago. Additionally, we hear that Sharpton also convinced Biden to appoint Juicy Smooyay as his new chief adviser on race relations.

OK, reality check. As I have unequivocally declared previously, Biden is NOT going to run in 2024.

He knows he is not running again, and so does everybody else around him — with the exception of his most sycophantic handlers who are in denial because their only claim to power is riding on his coattails. Clearly, Biden can’t withdraw from a second campaign until early 2024 ahead of the Demo primary. He has to avoid being a lame duck president now in order to retain whatever constituency he has left so he can pitch them to golden hair-gel boy Gavin Newsom or some other successor as part of their “collective constituency” strategy. As you recall, that strategy involves fielding a lot of candidates to raise a lot of money, and then folding each candidate’s constituents into an amalgam of general-election voters. Most important of all those constituent groups is women, who Demo strategists dependably assume are emotionally incontinent idiots.

Of course, another reason Biden pretends to be running is to bait Donald Trump into announcing a rematch — and he sure would like Trump to do that ahead of the midterm election in five weeks. Notably, in 2024, Trump would enter that race older than Ronald Reagan was when he left office.

All being said, there are two wild cards that put Kamala Harris in Biden’s seat before 2024.

First, the obvious, if Biden becomes more incapacitated and does not return from his perpetual vacations, she steps in.

And second, after the upcoming midterm elections, if Hunter Biden is not able cop an expensive plea deal to short-circuit all potential indictments related to his corrupt dealings on his family name, some of which may not be pardonable with just heavy fines, however unlikely, federal prosecutors may sweep up the “Big Guy” in their dragnet for his corruption connections to Hunter.“

Finally, regarding presumptions about the midterm outcomes, Biden’s former spokes-parrot Jen Psaki says: "If it is a referendum on the president, [Democrats] will lose. And they know that.” But as I have argued, most of the “Bad News Biden” liability has already been discounted in electoral sentiments. As political analyst Byron York notes: “If history is any guide, Democrats do not have a chance — not even a small a chance — of keeping control of the House in the midterm elections. But the question is: Is history any guide?”

Given the bizarre politics of the last six years, and the success of the Demos’ massive bulk-mail ballot fraud strategy in 2020, it is not clear that the historic midterm crystal ball presumptions will hold. But for the sake of our country, I sure hope they do!

Semper Vigilans Fortis Paratus et Fidelis
Pro Deo et Libertate — 1776

(Updated)

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