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President Obama discussed his family life saying being president's a delicate balancing act between family and work. Last week he had to interrupt his schedule to sit in on a parent-teacher conference. Apparently Joe Biden is being held back a grade.
Iran cut off oil exports to its six biggest European customers in retaliation for the EU's vow to stop buying oil from Iran. Oil prices soared. Gasoline is so expensive in L.A. that police pulled over a van on the freeway yesterday with fifty legal Americans in it.
The Chicago Auto Show got underway with Ford's new Mustang Shelby showing off its six hundred and fifty horsepower engine. In only one way is the car environmentally correct. The Shelby doesn't run on gas, it runs on ground-up Chevy Volts.
Facebook raised billions after the company went public with a stock offering. It's good for the economy. Facebook has created half a million jobs just from replacing the people who got fired for posting drunken photos of themselves on Facebook.
Kodak had to ask that its name be taken off the Hollywood theater that hosts Oscar night due to Kodak's bankruptcy. There's a lesson here for the Democrats. After twelve years of being associated with the biggest names in Hollywood, Kodak has lost everything.
Jimmy Carter accused Newt Gingrich of using veiled racism in calling Barack Obama the Food Stamp President. He's furious. It was bad enough for Carter that he lost the title of Worst President in History but now he's losing the title of the Food Stamp President, too.
Pittsburgh medical researchers discovered Tuesday that a person's adult stem cells could possibly be used to make them grow younger. Many doctors have been tinkering with it. Ron Paul has used it on his supporters for years and now they all look twenty-five.
Michelle Obama went on CBS news to refute tales told about her in the new book, The Obamas. She's angry that the book depicts her as angry. She said she doesn't interfere with West Wing meetings, hardly any European resorts offer in-room teleconferencing.
Hollywood firefighters put out fifty-two car fires that erupted in driveways the week after Christmas. No driveway was safe. It ended when the mayor ordered everyone in L.A. to take the red paper ribbon and bow off their new electric car before they turn the key.
President Obama told CBS's 60 Minutes Sunday he sees himself as the captain of a ship that's going through a violent storm. The captain has a solution. He wants the people in first class to give their tickets to the people in third class so that we can all die second class.
Joseph P. Kennedy III was reported considering a run for the seat vacated by Barney Frank. He's a thirty-year-old prosecutor in Cambridge. Nobody ever thought that when Barney Frank's seat came up for grabs it would be a Kennedy that reached for it.
The Justice Department vowed to challenge the legality of Alabama‘s illegal immigration law. The way the law verifies your citizenship is pretty foolproof. They ask you a math and science question and if you get it wrong you were born in the United States.
President Obama told Australian school kids that U.S. kids had fallen behind in mathematics and science. The insult didn't go unnoticed. The next day U.S. kids called a press conference and said that President Obama had fallen behind Romney and Gingrich.
Herman Cain alleged the sexual harassment accusations against him were set up by the Democratic Party machine. How is that possible? Everyone knows that for Democrats sexual misconduct is not a disqualifier for public office, it's a requirement.
The Justice Department convicted Russian arms dealer Viktor Bout of selling weapons to South American terrorists. He broke all the rules. Under the WTO he's required to sell the weapons to the Justice Department, which gives them to a gun store on the border, which sells them to a cartel, which sells the weapons to the South American terrorists. That's how jobs are created.
The State Department just bought thousands of books written by Barack Obama for overseas distribution. He gets a fifteen percent royalty on each book sold to his own government. Bill Clinton cannot believe there is actually something he didn't think of first.
Pentax Lab in Amarillo disarmed America's last remaining Cold War-era big nuclear bomb. Large megaton bombs are no longer needed to destroy a country. With today's modern technology we just borrow money from them and refuse to pay them back.
Boston Red Sox starting pitchers admitted they drank beer and ate fried chicken on days they didn't pitch. They have plenty of support. The whole point of the Wall Street protests is the right of four guys to sit around and eat fried chicken while everyone else has to work.
Columbus Day was marked with New York parades as all government offices were closed. The financial markets were open and the Dow went up three hundred points. It is the latest proof that a government shutdown could be the solution to all our problems.
New York's Occupy Wall Street protesters argued among themselves about whether they should sew their own sleeping bags with winter coming or engage in capitalism and buy them. Also, they argued over whether to beg for food or buy donuts. It took two hours in the real world to convert the entire movement to supply-side economics.
