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Joe Biden landed in Colorado to inspect the damage from the flooding in the foothills of the Rocky Mountains. he got the greenlight to go Sunday. FEMA said the destruction's so complete that not even an appearance by Joe Biden can make it any worse.
Vladimir Putin wrote a New York Times opinion piece in which he scolded Americans for thinking the U.S. is an exceptional nation. It proves he knows nothing about this country. Americans don't read anything longer than one hundred and forty characters.
President Obama made the case for a brief bombing campaign with limited targeting of chemical storage facilities in Syria. He made a campaign promise to have the most transparent administration ever. That starts with revealing our battle plans ahead of time.
President Obama went on TV and announced his intention to sell Congress on the idea of attacking Syria. It was forceful. Fifty years from now, defense contractors will gather on the White House lawn to commemorate the president's I Have a Drone speech.
President Obama refused to consider sending U.S. troops to Syria. The country has colonial ties to France, military ties to Russia, Iranian support and al-Qaeda rebels. For once America's blessed to have a leader from Chicago with experience in this situation.
Egypt spiraled out of control as Muslim Brotherhood rioters sacked Coptic Christian churches and looted stores. This time the White House didn't blame it on an ant- Muslim video. This uprising has Muslim outrage over a rodeo clown written all over it.
Michelle Obama will appear in a rap video that urges minorities to eat well and start exercising by using a bouncy hip-hop song. It's not for everybody. In a clumsy attempt to expand his appeal, Joe Biden just released a hip-hop album called Plain White Wrapper.
Congress billed the taxpayers to fund health care insurance for themselves and their staffs. It gets them out of ObamaCare. Not only do average Americans pick up the cost of House members’ health care, all death-panel rulings apply to randomly-selected taxpayers.
The U.S. Senate passed a bill allowing college students to get student loans at existing market rates. The tuition costs are insane today. They're snecessary to fund half-million dollar salaries for professors, otherwide who do we have to teach kids that wealth is evil?
Food experts blamed Mexican obesity on McDonald's, Pizza Hut and Taco Bell. Hey, the population of Mexico knew when they decided to move to the United States it wasn't going to be risk-free.
The White House said that people may register for taxpayer-subsidized health care on the honor system. The expense could bust future budgets without tax hikes. The administration prefers to shovel money into a problem because it burns cleaner than coal.
President Obama delayed implementation of ObamaCare until after House elections. The program got off to a great start. Andy Griffith demonstrated how much money the program would save by doing TV commercials for it and then dying immediately.
Bill Clinton hailed the Supreme Court striking down the Defense of Marriage Act as unconstitutional. It's a bit ironic. Bill Clinton was the president who signed the Defense of Marriage Act into law, but to be fair to Bill, he was against his own marriage.
The Los Angeles School District gave out two Chevrolets to students for their perfect attendance. They're doing it all backwards. L.A. students who have terrible attendance should be required to drive Chevys, and just the threat will have them in their seats for first hour.
The Pentagon acknowledged a U.S. missle drone attack took out the Taliban's number-two commander. He's the fourth number-two leader of the Taliban the U.S. has assassinated by drones in four years. Who says the administration isn't creating new jobs?
New York mayor Michael Bloomberg was targeted by a poison ricin letter. The police sketch artsist was able to draw a composite of the suspect. It is an obese woman giving her baby bottled milk while drinking a thirty-two ounce Coke and smoking indoors.
President Obama said he didn't know the IRS targeted Tea Partiers and he didn't know the Justice Daprtment spied on AP reporters, and he didn't know at first Benghazi was a terrorist attack. It's a smart strategy. By telling us he doesn't know anything, he's trying to convince us that Joe Biden is already president and we can skip the impeachment.
President Obama called in the Marines to hold an umbrella over his head during his Rose Garden press conference. Let's face it. We just don't have the military capability to protect our Middle East diplomats and the president's suits at the same time.
The Surgeon General advised Americans who will sunbathe on Memorial Day to use sunscreen on the beach or at the pool. She said to stay covered. When the White House heard that the Surgeon General was an expert on covering up, they put her in charge of the IRS.
