Laid-Off IRS Agent Gets New Job Checking Receipts at Costco Exit
“All day I get to peer into people’s private financial information and audit their every expenditure before they leave the building.”
Hitler Defeated After Opposition Party Holds Up Tiny Signs on Paddles
“We did it! I knew the little signs would work,” said opposition leader Hagan Schulz.
8 Powerful Ways Democrats Protested Trump’s Speech
Boy, they sure showed Trump. He’ll think twice before crossing them ever again.
Trump Institutes Military Draft for Everyone With Ukraine Flag in Their Facebook Profile
“These upper-middle class pilates ladies are perfect for the front lines.”
Academy Announces New Oscar Award ‘Most Likely to Be on Epstein List’
“There are just so many great contenders, people with incredible resumes of degeneracy and deviancy.”
Gavin Newsom Launches True Crime Podcast About How He Killed California
“This is bound to be the most horrifying story you’ve ever heard.”
The Federal Employee Unions’ List of 10 Demands to the Trump Administration
“Paid leave for the emotional trauma of being asked to work.”
A List of Some of the Things Government Employees Said They Accomplished Last Week
“Hid in the janitor’s closet from the DOGE guys.”
Stephen Miller Uses Sock Puppets to Explain Constitution to White House Press Corps
“I’m glad for the opportunity for a brief civics lesson with you and to help you all understand at your level.”
Trump Claimed, Without Evidence, That 2+2 Makes 4. Not So Fast, Experts Say.
“You can’t just go around claiming to have the answer to complex math equations without demonstrating how you came to that conclusion.”
10 Things Kash Patel’s FBI Will Be Investigating First
It’s about time we started getting answers to all of these mysteries.
10 Suspicious Names Still on Social Security Rolls
Elvis Presley, George Washington, Leeroy Jenkins, Obi-Wan Kenobi…
RFK Jr.’s New and Improved Food Pyramid
We’ll all be killing bears and doing shirtless push-ups in no time.
Canadian Hockey Fans Boo Their Future National Anthem
The loser nation then got absolutely smoked by their imminent conquerors.
Vance Speech Denouncing E.U. Censorship Censored by E.U.
The European Union warned Vance they would throw him in Auschwitz if he continued calling them “fascist.”
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Michael Barone Closing the Door on Immigration? Not Yet.
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Gary Bauer Arrest Made
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Josh Hammer The Welcome Demise of Climate Change Catastrophism
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Victor Davis Hanson A Newsom Nihilist Nomination?
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David Harsanyi War Powers Are Dead
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Tim Graham Those Lazy, Hazy, Crazy Days of Skipping ‘Morning Joe’
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Mark Alexander Profiles of Valor: SSgt William Pitsenbarger (USAF)
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Erick Erickson At War With Cartels
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