Humor Video: The Pandemic Hotline
JP Sears fields questions on the sun’s existence and Bill Gates’ medical aptitude.
Humor Video: I’m Scared! What Do I Do?
Chad Prather is (extremely) protected by the Second Amendment.
Humor Video: How News Anchors Are Trained
Just follow the money!
Humor Video: Rich People During COVID
“She’s starting a petition … to get Botox approved as an essential business.”
Humor Video: The Riot Games: The Odds Are Never in Your Favor
“He got dumpstered by his own team in the back of the field!”
Satire Video: What It’s Like Getting Censored on YouTube
The platform’s community guidelines are not only vague but duplicitous.
Humor Video: Chick-fil-A HR Department
John Crist lightheartedly portrays CFA’s post-quarantine hiring extravaganza.
Humor Video: Emotional Distancing Guidelines
They include but aren’t limited to avoiding eye contact and purging friends.
Humor Video: Making a Quarantine Budget
John Crist comically conceptualizes budget-making during the lockdown.
Humor Video: The 11 Stages of Your Workday
From the moment the alarm goes off to after-work reality.
Humor Video: Brands That Need to Be Canceled Immediately
Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben’s are only the tip of the “unwoke” iceberg.
Humor Video: Kamala Harris Locks Down the Vote
Joe Biden’s fantastic new running mate really knows how to capture the attention of voters.
Humor Video: How People Cancel Each Other
JP Sears on cancel culture’s rendezvous with the rage mob.
Humor Video: Joe Biden Picks His Running Mate
Joe Biden makes a historic pick for the successor to his throne.
Humor Video: How to Be a Woke White Person
“The best way to heal the world from hate is to hate the people that are spreading the hate.”
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