Biden’s Teleprompter Assures Nation It Approved All Autopen Decisions
“I personally and single-handedly approved every pardon signed by the autopen machine,” the teleprompter said. “As the acting president at the time, I had that authority.”
Roberts Gives KBJ a Magna Doodle to Keep Her Busy During Oral Arguments
The Biden-appointed judge had received such strong criticism recently, leading the chief justice to find some fun activity to keep her occupied.
Eight Ingenious New Life Hacks Discovered by Gen Z
Want to know the secret to amazing credit? Simply pay the amount requested on bills that come in the mail, and watch your credit score skyrocket.
7 Totally Plausible Explanations for What Happened to the Epstein List on Pam Bondi’s Desk
Bondi was carrying the Epstein list when she accidentally bumped into a super cute guy who it turns out is a young Santa Claus and somehow the lists got switched in a romantic “Christmas List Swap.”
Former White House Doctor Denies Ever Knowing a ‘Joe Biden’
“Never heard of the guy, sorry,” said Dr. O’Connor. “Really wish I could help, but I’m just drawing a total blank on that name. Biden, Biden…nope, not ringing any bells.”
‘There Is No Epstein Client List,’ Say Epstein’s Clients
The matter was finally settled this week by the people on the list issuing a joint statement denying the existence of the list.
11 Celebs Who Have Joined Elon’s America Party
Some of the big names who have already jumped on board may surprise you — like Joe Biden, who doesn’t really know where he is or what he’s signing up for.
Millions Reported Dead as ‘Big Beautiful Bill’ Passes
“They tried to warn us,” sighed Speaker Mike Johnson, surveying the carnage. “They tried to tell us that this would kill everyone, but we didn’t listen. How foolish I was!”
Illegal Immigrants Removed From Census, Leaving California With Population of 12
Governor Gavin Newsom sued the Trump administration for bothering to keep a census at all, calling it “fascist authoritarian overreach.”
Pride Parade Followed Closely by Disinfectant Parade
“Hey Bill, we’re gonna need more disinfectant,” said this year’s Disinfectant Grand Marshall, Bart Martin. “Looks like we got ourselves a doozy this year.”
Jeff Bezos’s Wedding 100% Funded by Your Wife’s Amazon Purchases
“Yesterday, I saw Laura had ordered $200 worth of light bulbs, just ‘so we don’t run out.’ That probably paid for a few of the napkins.”
In Powerful Dissent, Ketanji Brown Jackson Simply Writes ‘Wakanda Forever’
Top legal analysts admitted that they were perplexed by the dissenting opinion, saying it used obscure legalese they could not understand.
7 Changes Mamdani Is Proposing for New York City
Authorizing the development of state-run shoplifting centers: This is the clever outside-the-box thinking people need from their elected leaders.
CNN: Hiroshima ‘Barely Set Back’ by Atomic Bomb
“We have highly classified intelligence which confirms that Hiroshima was not, I repeat, was not incinerated as was expected. The U.S. mission has failed.”
Trump Bombed Iran. Here’s How 12 Media Outlets Covered the Story.
New York Times: “Quiet Middle Eastern Community Devastated By Unprovoked Trump Attack.” MSNBC: “Iran Is Now The George Floyd Of The Middle East.”
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