Ronna McDaniel Hired as DNC Chair Due to Extensive Experience Defeating Republicans
Democrats are confident that McDaniel’s track record will give the party exactly the edge it needs.
Aw: Gender Studies Grad Writes ‘Thank You’ in Latte for Plumber Who Paid for Her Student Loans
The hard-working plumber barely noticed how the barista graciously thanked him.
Google Gemini Finally Draws White Man After Being Prompted to Generate Clarence Thomas
“We are pleased to see that Google’s AI recognizes that Clarence Thomas is a black face of white supremacy.”
Kamala Harris Moves to Second Place in ‘Worst Diversity Hire of All Time’
“Wearing her dress backwards, what a coup de grace!”
Devout Catholic Joe Biden Gives Up Cognitive Tests for Lent
Biden announced he was also considering giving up talking in coherent sentences and walking in a straight line.
Kamala Seen Practicing Her Presidential Cackle
“When we need medicine, we need laughter. Medicine itself is highly medicinal and makes us feel better. And laughter is laughing.”
White House Staffers Lock Nukes With New Security Question ‘Which of These Images Shows Mexico’
Staffers say this measure has nothing to do with Biden’s impeccable performance at the press conference last week.
Is Your Date Transgender? 10 Signs to Look For
The Bee is here to help you determine your date’s true gender with the following list of signs to watch for.
Joe Biden Sees Shadow, Attempts to Shake Its Hand
Biden also predicted another six weeks of “winterburgenphdtughergh.”
Mayorkas Says He’s Not Sure How He Can Be Impeached When He Doesn’t Even Do Anything
“I have done literally nothing at all. How can that be a crime?”
California Becomes First State to Ban Heterosexual Marriage
The law was met with celebration by everyone still living in California, as they were all gay already.
Trump Announces New ‘Trump on Trial’ NFT on Sale for $83.3 Million
The judge reportedly denied Trump’s generous offer to give E. Jean Carroll the NFT as payment in full.
Texas Places Razor Wire Around The Alamo for Final Stand Against Biden
“Davy Crockett didn’t have razor wire, or a massive, heavily-armed citizenry. I like our chances.”
DeSantis Says He Will Try Running Again When He’s a Senile 75-Year-Old
“My time has not yet come. I still have complete control of my mental and physical faculties.”
World Economic Forum Concludes Event With Virgin Sacrifice to Weather Gods to Prevent Climate Change
“Praise be to Klaus Schwab and the deities who thirst for peasant blood.”
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Hans von Spakovsky The Trump Case Is Finally Dead, but Fani Willis Left Fulton County Taxpayers on the Hook for Millions of Dollars
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Michael Reagan Exposing the Liberal Media’s Sloppy Hoaxes
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Michael Barone Closing the Door on Immigration? Not Yet.
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Gary Bauer Arrest Made
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Josh Hammer The Welcome Demise of Climate Change Catastrophism
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Victor Davis Hanson A Newsom Nihilist Nomination?
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David Harsanyi War Powers Are Dead
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Tim Graham Those Lazy, Hazy, Crazy Days of Skipping ‘Morning Joe’
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Mark Alexander Profiles of Valor: SSgt William Pitsenbarger (USAF)
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Erick Erickson At War With Cartels
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Allen West Sympathy for the Devil
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The Washington Stand On David, Drug Boat Strikes, and Leaving No Survivors
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The Babylon Bee Minnesota Vikings Change Name to Minnesota Somali Pirates
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