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The Babylon Bee / January 16, 2025

Trump Announces First 10 Executive Orders

In lieu of the National Anthem, everyone must do the “YMCA” before any sporting event.

The Babylon Bee / January 15, 2025

Pete Hegseth Awarded Silver Star for Enduring Roomful of Hysterical Women

“Hearing live rounds whizzing by your head in combat is good preparation for dealing with feminist senators.”

The Babylon Bee / January 14, 2025

Jill Biden Prepares for Final Week as President

It will include a significant amount of time spent packing up Joe’s toys and clearing out the playroom.

The Babylon Bee / January 9, 2025

10 More Things Trump Plans to Rename

It’s not even January 20th yet, and America can’t stop winning.

The Babylon Bee / January 7, 2025

The Official White House Schedule for the Final Two Weeks of Biden’s Presidency

“Pizza Party on the White House lawn (with piñata, pony rides, and ice cream).”

The Babylon Bee / January 6, 2025

Biden Honors Kamala Harris With Presidential Medal of Participation

“We all have to take part in what we are doing, and that time is every day.”

The Babylon Bee / January 3, 2025

The Bee Explains: The H-1B Visa Controversy

Here is what you need to know about the controversy ripping everyone apart.

The Babylon Bee / January 2, 2025

The Babylon Bee’s Predictions for 2025

We know exactly what’s coming because we are prophets. Here’s what you can expect.

Publius / December 30, 2024

Readers’ Choice: Best of Cartoons & Memes for 2024

Behold, a few of the funniest items from our Memesters Union for the year.

The Babylon Bee / December 20, 2024

13 Most Surprising Things in the New Spending Bill

$120 billion for the “Big Guy”: One last time for old time’s sake.

The Babylon Bee / December 19, 2024

12 Democrats Boycotting Trump’s Inauguration

The current list of Democrats refusing to attend and staying home.

The Babylon Bee / December 18, 2024

9 Warning Signs an Upcoming Movie Might Be Woke

“It doesn’t star Kirk Cameron, Kevin Sorbo, or Dennis Quaid.”

The Babylon Bee / December 17, 2024

Joe Biden Pardons Wife Jill for Impersonating a Doctor

“I am very proud to present this award to my wife… whatever her name is.”

The Babylon Bee / December 13, 2024

Caitlin Clark Explains That White Privilege Feels Weirdly Like Getting Beat Up by Giant Black Lesbians

“I recognize that this league was built by these gargantuan lesbians, and we must honor all the work they do punching me because of my skin color.”

The Babylon Bee / December 12, 2024

McDonald’s Surpasses FBI in Number of Shooters Apprehended in 2024

DOGE announced that to save costs, it will simply replace all FBI agents with current McDonald’s cashiers.

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