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The Babylon Bee / September 5, 2024

Tim Walz’s Dog Endorses Trump

“Bark!” said Scout in a statement. “Woof!” said Scout, doubling down on his position.

The Babylon Bee / September 4, 2024

10 Ways Kamala Addresses Crowds of Different Races

“For an Italian-American crowd, shout ‘Mamma mia! Let’s-a-go vote for-ah Kamala!’”

The Babylon Bee / August 30, 2024

‘What Do YOU Think My Policies Might Be?’ Kamala Harris Asks CNN’s Dana Bash During Interview

Bash was reportedly stunned by the genius of the retort.

The Babylon Bee / August 28, 2024

Kamala Explains 93% of Staff Quit Because They Couldn’t Handle the Joy

“They quit because they are literally overdosing on joy.”

The Babylon Bee / August 26, 2024

Post Office Issues New Commemorative Kamala Harris ‘Fweedom’ Stamp

“Without that voice in the stroller proclaiming ‘fweedom’ in Selma, we might not be where we are today as a country.”

The Babylon Bee / August 23, 2024

RNC vs. DNC: A Comparison

Who would have guessed that the two parties would have so much in common?

The Babylon Bee / August 9, 2024

Eight Harrowing War Stories From Tim Walz, the Man Who Was There

These stories are nearly impossible to believe, but he swears they are true.

The Babylon Bee / August 5, 2024

DNA Test Reveals Kamala Harris Actually 98% Vodka

It was previously thought that such incredible levels of vodka were incompatible with human life.

The Babylon Bee / August 2, 2024

Hillary Clinton Meets With Kamala to Help Her Improve Her Black Accent

When Clinton offered her expertise, Harris said she just couldn’t refuse.

The Babylon Bee / July 24, 2024

‘Sorry, No Refunds,’ Says Hunter Biden to All the Foreign Governments That Sent Him Bribes

“Ugh, what am I going to do with this painting now?” the Supreme Leader of Iran said.

The Babylon Bee / July 22, 2024

Biden Wakes Up From Nap, Asks if He Missed Anything

“Anything happen while I was out? Nothing? Geez, you guys sure are quiet.”

The Babylon Bee / July 19, 2024

Revealed: Biden’s Nickname for Each Member of His Administration

Take a look and see how Biden really thinks about his inner circle.

The Babylon Bee / July 17, 2024

How CNN Reported 7 Famous Assassinations Throughout History

Thanks for all your hard work through the years, CNN!

Political Editors / July 17, 2024

In Brief: Biden vs. the Almighty

Satire: Biden says he will not allow elites like God Almighty to push him around.

The Babylon Bee / July 12, 2024

Media Who Refused to Report on Biden’s Decline Furious That Nobody Reported on Biden’s Decline

“Whose job was it to report about this?!” demanded CNN correspondent Jim Acosta.

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