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Humor / The Babylon Bee / November 1, 2023

White House Accidentally Hands Out Plastic Baggies of Cocaine to Trick-or-Treaters

At publishing time, the Secret Service had confirmed they have no leads as to where the cocaine may have come from.

Humor / The Babylon Bee / October 30, 2023

Newsom Shows Solidarity With Biden by Also Falling on Face in Front of World Leaders

Mr. Newsom decided it was time to support President Biden by bulldozing over a child and falling to the court like a baby giraffe.

Humor / The Babylon Bee / October 27, 2023

Gavin Newsom Visits Xi Jinping to Get More Ideas on How to Run California

“Oh, and if people make memes about you resembling a cartoon character, right to jail!” shouted the Pooh Bear-shaped dictator.

Humor / The Babylon Bee / October 25, 2023

Chaos at Congressional Halloween Party as House Republicans All Wear Same Clown Costume

Despite still not being able to fill the position of Speaker since McCarthy’s ousting weeks ago, House GOP members had hoped to unwind and enjoy the costume party.

Humor / The Babylon Bee / October 23, 2023

This Tub of Expired Hellmann’s Mayo and 10 Other Republican Frontrunners for Speaker of the House

Hellmann’s isn’t alone. The Babylon Bee has obtained the following list of the other GOP frontrunners.

Humor / The Babylon Bee / October 20, 2023

Buffalo Hat-Wearing Ilhan Omar Leads Pro-Hamas Protesters Storming Capitol

Humor / Political Editors / August 30, 2023

In Brief: Oh, the Humor of David Weiss

Satire — or is it? Merrick Garland appoints federal prosecutor David Weiss to oversee David Weiss.

Humor / Douglas Andrews / January 30, 2023

The AP’s Weird War on ‘The’

The French were victimized by the unintentionally amusing wokescolds at the Associated Press.

Humor / Publius / January 2, 2023

Readers’ Choice: Best of Cartoons & Memes for 2022

Here are a few of the funniest items from our Memesters Union for the year.

Humor / Nate Jackson / November 4, 2022

God Save Standard Time

Yet another horrendous biannual time change is upon us. For the love of all that is holy, make it stop.

Humor / Larry Elder / June 23, 2022

Random Satire

Robberies and homicides are up in big cities all across the country. What’s the over/under on it when Biden calls it “The Putin Crime Wave”?

Humor / John Stossel / June 22, 2022

A New Kind of Comedy

Many people are tired of smug, condescending humor. I’m glad the Babylon Bee, and others, give us an alternative.

Humor / Publius / December 27, 2021

Readers’ Choice: Best of Cartoons & Memes for 2021

Here are a few of the funniest items from our Memesters Union for the year.

Humor / Media Editors / October 12, 2020

Humor Video: If Pandemic Thinking Was Applied to Everything

JP Sears offers a spoof of some people’s irrationality toward the coronavirus.

Humor / Media Editors / October 10, 2020

Satire Video: Trump Catches COVID

Leftists don’t apply “even if it just saves one life” to the president.

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