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Nancy Pelosi Says We Must Re-Elect Biden to See if He’s Senile
“A vote for Donald Trump is a vote to make Joe Biden’s level of dementia a permanent mystery.”
Biden Campaign Unveils New Slogan ‘Only Senile Some of the Time’
“People don’t realize that he’s actually fairly lucid for about three to four hours each day.”
Liberal Unsure Which Gender This Pride Flag Represents
“Which one is queer? Is that little white stripe for Palestine or for pansexuality?”
Report: Next Presidential Debate to Be Held at TopGolf
Each candidate will have an opportunity to hit three drives before moving on the Angry Birds game.
Biden Invents New Language on Live TV
The debate moderators appeared to struggle with Biden’s fantastic and efficient new language at first.
Assange Plea Deal Includes Free Flight Home on a Boeing
The Department of Justice offered Edward Snowden a special plea deal with a free Boeing flight as well.
White House Dispatches Cast of ‘Queer Eye’ to Negotiate Ceasefire With Hamas
The cast had not been heard from for over five days after they met up with Hamas leaders.
White House Claims Terrible Economy Is Just a Deepfake
“I’m surprised you all got fooled so easily,” chuckled White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre.
G7 Officially Changed to G6 After Biden Wanders Off Again
“Let’s just go down to six nations, guys… I’m so tired of fetching him.”
As Russian Warships Threaten Florida Coast, Biden Responds Decisively to Ensure Safety of All Pride Murals
“We’ll make sure that they can’t take any of their malarkey against our Gaza Pride folx!”
President Biden Says He Is Still Proud of His Son for Getting Away With Everything Else He Did
Such as drug possession, underage sex trafficking, and bribery.
As Prosecution Rests, Hunter Biden Asks if This Is a Good Time to Go Out Back Behind the Dumpsters for a Minute for No Particular Reason
“He just…wants to…stretch his legs? Or something?”
Aides Begin Putting Googly Eyes on Biden So He Looks Like He’s Paying Attention
The break-through came after intern Jeff Denny was reading the comic strip Calvin and Hobbes.
Angry Fauci Demands Congressmen Address Him as ‘The Science’
“I demand you refer to me with the appropriate reverence.”
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Ben Shapiro Newton’s Third Law of Politics
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Cal Thomas To Vet or Not to Vet
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Larry Elder Trump: From ‘Fascist’ to ‘Let’s Do Lunch’
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Laura Hollis Religious Belief and the 2024 Election
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Hans von Spakovsky Getting New Leadership Confirmed Quickly for Next Trump Admin
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Allen West Constitutional Governance
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Armstrong Williams Mr. Trump, Follow Mr. Lincoln
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The Washington Stand Speaker Johnson Protects Women-Only Spaces in U.S. Capitol
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