12 Things That Are Illegal During Pride Month
There are now special laws to ensure every American citizen respects this holiest of state-enforced holidays!
Biden Administration Stations Circus Clowns, Jugglers, Lion Tamers Outside Trump Trial
“Daddy, why is that clown talking?” one young boy was heard asking as Robert De Niro began speaking.
Democrats Release Damning Photo of Justice Alito Reading the Constitution
“This is shameful behavior unbecoming of any Supreme Court judge,” argued Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer.
Harrison Butker Late for Practice Again After Spending Morning Enslaving Women and Forcing Them to Wear Handmaid’s Tale Uniforms
“It’s a tough job, but someone’s gotta do it.”
Support for 19th Amendment Decreases Sharply
Multiple girl congressmen erupted into a shameful shouting match during a House Oversight Committee hearing.
White House Installs Breathalyzer on Kamala Harris’s Microphone
The White House also confirmed they had started giving President Biden a microphone that doesn’t work at all.
Bob Iger Insists Disney Stock Drop Not Caused by Failure of Latest Movie ‘Gay Black Pinocchio Protests for Palestine’
Disney executives vowed to not change anything they’re doing in any way whatsoever.
Dead Worm Found in RFK Jr.’s Brain Already Polling Higher Than Biden in 11 States
The White House is scrambling to formulate a strategy to combat the dead worm.
New York DA Indicts Trump for Bringing Firefighters Pizza but No Salad or Cheesy Bread
“Pizza accompanied by a garden salad is the bedrock of democracy,” declared Alvin Brag.
Immigration Crisis Ended as Frat Boys Deployed to Guard Southern Border
“It turns out that if you defend the border, people don’t illegally cross the border.”
Biden Drops Support for Pro-Palestine Protestors After Realizing How Bad Their Hair Smells
“Though the right to voice your opinion is a bedrock principle of this administration, so is having fresh-smelling hair.”
To Avoid Falling, Biden to Traverse Lawn in Giant Hamster Ball
“Presidents throughout history have used similar devices for mobility,” Karine Jean-Pierre told the press.
Biden Claims His Uncle’s Heart Was Ripped Out During Human Sacrifice Ritual in India
“And if you don’t believe me, then I’m not a Professor of Archaeology.”
NPR Says They Always Strive to Feature a Broad Range of Opinions From Slightly Communist to Very Communist
At publishing time, the janitor at NPR was seen straightening a giant glorious portrait of Joe Biden.
Judge Warns Trump Criminal Trial May Last Until, Say, November 6
Juan Merchan was all but certain that this particular case would reach its completion on the first Wednesday of November.
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