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The Babylon Bee / August 29, 2025

Britain Announces Reverse Crusade Where They Invite Muslims to Come and Destroy England

“We’re flipping the script,” said UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer.

The Babylon Bee / August 27, 2025

Taylor Swift Engagement Overturned as Referee Determines Travis Kelce’s Knee Didn’t Touch the Ground

“This proposal is a false start, and the couple is now broken up.”

The Babylon Bee / August 26, 2025

Mayorship of New York to Be Awarded to First Candidate Who Can Bench Press the Bar

The contest promises to be exciting, with oddsmakers giving Zohran Mamdani a fifty percent chance of dying.

The Babylon Bee / August 25, 2025

10 Most Shocking Discoveries From the John Bolton FBI Raid

Donald Trump voodoo doll: Sources said there was evidence of over 500 needle pokes.

The Babylon Bee / August 22, 2025

Trump Orders Smithsonian to Display Exhibit of Old Cracker Barrel Logo

“We must never forget this beautiful American logo,” Trump said to cheers from his supporters.

The Babylon Bee / August 21, 2025

Trump to Receive Nobel Prize for Getting Zelenskyy to Wear a Suit

Where so many had failed, President Trump succeeded. “Trump has done the impossible,” said Nobel Committee member Freyre Bilke.

The Babylon Bee / August 20, 2025

8 Possible Names for MSNBC’s Exciting New Rebrand

Other names were considered for the rebrand, like MS13, which the marketing department reportedly said could be problematic.

The Babylon Bee / August 19, 2025

Dems Say Mail-in Ballot Ban Will Place Undue Hardship on Dead Voters

“We can’t allow President Trump to alienate our dead voters like this,” said Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi.

The Babylon Bee / August 18, 2025

11 New Artifacts Trump Ordered the Smithsonian to Display

A wall dedicated to his many tweets: The highlight of which is a large printout of the infamous “covfefe” tweet.

The Babylon Bee / August 15, 2025

Trump Negotiates Russian Ceasefire by Giving Putin California

“It’s a great deal for every party involved,” Trump told reporters when announcing the agreement.

The Babylon Bee / August 14, 2025

Democrat Mayors Report Violent Crime Down 40% Since They Redefined ‘Violent’ and ‘Crime’

“There’s actually almost no crime when you look at it a certain way,” said D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser.

The Babylon Bee / August 13, 2025

10 Undeniable Reasons Communist China Is Way Better Than America

The president is the most handsome fellow in the world and does not look anything like Winnie the Pooh.

The Babylon Bee / August 12, 2025

Trump Vows to Drastically Reduce the Number of Criminals in Washington by Sending Congress Home

“They’re a bad bunch, and we’re going to fix the problem.”

The Babylon Bee / August 11, 2025

10 Things Trump Is Doing to Get the U.S. Out of Debt

By implementing this list of simple hacks, the U.S. will be out of the red in no time.

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