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- Defeat ISIS in the Comfort of Your Own Home — Saturday, August 30, 2014
- Russia Complains About Mocking Soviet Monuments! — Friday, August 29, 2014
- A Children's Problem to Test the Aptitude of Politicians — Tuesday, August 26, 2014
- Protester Raises Ukrainian Flag Over Moscow's Symbolic Stalinist Spire — Friday, August 22, 2014
- GM Is Alive. Drivers Are Dead. Any Questions? — Thursday, June 12, 2014
- Conservatives Seize the Sub Par Counter-Culture — Wednesday, February 19, 2014
- Obama Needs Your Sob Stories About Gov't Shutdown — Monday, October 7, 2013
- Bo Supports Middle Class From Martha's Vineyard — Thursday, August 15, 2013
- 50 Shades of CIA — Monday, July 8, 2013
- July 4: The Alternative Secret History of the World — Friday, July 5, 2013
- Wendy Davis for First Woman President! (Satire) — Thursday, July 4, 2013
- Feminists Riot Over Swiffer's Offensive Rosie-the-Riveter Ad — Tuesday, July 2, 2013
- PRISM: NSA Spying Foils NSA Plot to Attack NSA — Tuesday, June 25, 2013
- Biden Launches New Imaginary Gun Buyback Initiative — Monday, June 24, 2013
- Obama Astounded to Discover That He's Married — Friday, June 21, 2013
- Progressive Chauvinism: A Key to the Leftist Mind — Thursday, May 30, 2013
- Medea (Benjamin) Heckles Obama With Tragic Monologue by Euripides — Wednesday, May 29, 2013
- Common Core GED Textbook: '9/11 Hijackers Were Poor Afghanis' — Tuesday, May 14, 2013
- Ariel Castro, Cleveland Kidnapper, Is a Registered Democrat — Monday, May 13, 2013
- Surviving May 2nd: Even Reds Get the Blues — Thursday, May 2, 2013
- American Financial Industry to Replace the Dollar With Food Stamps? — Thursday, April 18, 2013
- Guidance on the [Redacted] Threat — Wednesday, April 17, 2013
- How Thatcher Changed Hearts and Minds Behind the Iron Curtain — Tuesday, April 16, 2013
- Open Letter to RNC Chairman Reince Priebus — Tuesday, April 9, 2013
- $100M for Brain Mapping: Do Politicians Have One? — Monday, April 8, 2013
- Larry Grathwohl, Hero — Thursday, April 4, 2013
- Candidate Promises Statue of Free Cheese in Norman, OK — Tuesday, April 2, 2013
- Preserve Your Dictator! (An Infomercial) — Monday, March 25, 2013
- Obama Visits Israel, Avoids Hamas Rockets — Friday, March 22, 2013
- The Audacity of Notes — Friday, March 15, 2013
- NYPD Food Felonies Unit to Help Make Better Food Choices — Monday, March 11, 2013
- What if There Is a God and It's Not Barack Obama? — Wednesday, March 6, 2013
- Kyrzakhstan Protests America's Denial of Its Existence — Tuesday, March 5, 2013
- The Low-Information Voter's Guide to Politics — Monday, March 4, 2013
- Oscars '13: FLOTUS Declares Merger of Hollywood & State — Tuesday, February 26, 2013
- Alternative Tips for Avoiding a U.S. Drone Strike — Tuesday, February 26, 2013
- IRS to Celebrate a Century of Progressive Redistribution — Monday, February 25, 2013
- Budget Cuts Lead to Creation of Clean, Sail-Powered U.S. Navy — Friday, February 15, 2013
- Organized Labor's Survival Plan: Unionize D.C. Politicians — Wednesday, February 13, 2013
- Obama Signs Executive Order Moving Center to the Left — Tuesday, February 12, 2013
- Alien Abductions Linked to Disappearing Workforce — Monday, February 11, 2013
- Taliban Offers to Bring Peacekeepers to Chicago — Friday, February 8, 2013
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